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Archaeologists say they have finally found the missing first page of the Bible. It read: "All characters and stories portrayed within this book are purely fictitious, and bear no resemblence to any real life events."


I just read the sickest book in the world. There was paedophilia, incest, rape, violence, domestic abuse, jews, blacks, pakis. It was fucking great. I think it was called 'The Bible'.

And Moses looked upon the Lord and said ... "We are your chosen people and you want us to cut the tips off OUR WHAT!???"


I'm fucking glad I didn't live in biblical times. Imagine being called "Job". Whenever anyone needed my help, they would ask - "can you give me a hand Job?"

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.


The major problem facing atheists is that they have no one to talk to when they are getting a blowjob.


What do you call an evolutionist? No IDer.

What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during an orgasm.


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